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Geneviève Allegra von Marzipan

I'm spiritually depleted and my healing demands sunlight, saltwater and €22 cocktails.

Fund my next Ibiza trip (and please pronounce it I-bi-tha, not I-bi-zza you peasant). I promise to post 1 gratitude story and maybe a blurry sunset pic.

Braxton J. Cloud

I'm building the next billion-dollar app. Currently learning JavaScript on Day 3 (again). Fund me so I can quit my barista job, focus on my startup and finally build "Uber but for Feelings."

Arabella Saint-Laurent

After 3 grueling years of manifestation and networking in hotel lobbies, I finally made it onto the Hermès Birkin waitlist. But in a moment of joy, I accidentally blew my savings on a skydiving trip over Dubai. Please help me reclaim my destiny (and my bag).

Sloane Mercedes Davenport III

Just grazed my baby, a limited-edition matte black Lambo. If my dad sees the scratch before landing in Malibu, I'm literally disowned. Help me raise emergency funds to get it detailed + emotionally recover at Nobu. Time is limited. His jet is already taxiing.

Jaxon “xReaper420” Delgado

I'm trying to build the ultimate streaming rig: RTX 4090, curved 49" monitor, water-cooled setup, custom keyboard, LED panels...the works roughly $7,000... give or take a few RGB strips. But with only 2 Twitch subs (shoutout to mum and my ex), this dream feels painfully distant. Help me become the next gaming legend or at least stop lagging mid Apex match.

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Rolex for My 300-Day King 💖

In 10 days, we're celebrating 300 magical days together.He said he wants a Rolex, the shiny one, I forgot which, but it's the most expensive one.

We've only met twice (busy schedules 🥺) but I just know he's the one.Help me prove love is real (and that his Telegram profile pic is really him).

Lysander P. Castellane

I'm currently... emotionally trapped in my current 12-bedroom countryside estate. It no longer sparks joy, but I simply can't bear to sell it.

I'm not asking for money. I'm asking for grace. Let me stay in one of your properties (preferably in Notting Hill or Lake Como).

Feel free to hold my Paris penthouse as collateral. Minimalist energy. Maximum desperation.

Just 7 Billion Followers Away

I don't need money, I need followers.

My goal? One follower for every human on Earth (currently ~8 billion but who's counting 😅). If this speaks to you, please also follow me on Facebook and TikTok.

And if you're into spreadsheets, I sell a very aesthetic Microsoft Excel template on Etsy. No pressure. Just vibes. And algorithm love 💗